8 mile

[Sweet Angel]

Smoke lots of weed with your child and his friends

Can't -- makes me puke.

When they throw a party in high school, toss some beers and condoms in the room and leave

Maybe

Sleep with at least one of your son's best friends

Can this wait a few years? He's only 11 now.

Walk around in your panties whenever his friends are over. Top optional.

Can I borrow some money to go to the gym?

Let him go see 8 Mile without tagging along.

But I wanna see it too!

can i call you mommy?

Sure, what the Hell. Just don't ask me to take you to see 8 Mile...you'll just have to sneak in.
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