Worst pick up lines - Try them and get slapped.

[Keyser Soze]

In honor of valentines day I thought we would share our worst pick up lines. Here's a few stinkers...

(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee
when I fell for you.

(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.

(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were
made in Heaven.

(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of
them?

(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!

(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.

(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past
you again?

(13) Can I call your left leg Thanksgiving, your right leg Christmas and spend a little time between the holidays?