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Worst pick up lines - Try them and get slapped.
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Guy: Are you from Tennesse?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because your the only Ten I See!

Is your father a boxer cause you are a real knockout.


You are sitting, or standing, in a bar and see this really cool looking chick that once in a while glances at you ( or more likely in your direction)...

so she knows you have noticed her...

Then you walk up to her and say " Hi, I've been admiring you for some time tonight but there is one thing your eyes can't tell me..." And whether you get a reply or not doesn't matter, but hopefully she says " yeah, what's that?"

Then you say " Your name..."
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