Ladies of the board... - Your help is needed

[Sluggo]

How come when somebody says or does something to upset you, You get all bitchy with someone not directly responsible for the problem?
How come you can raise your voice when talking about it...And if we do the same...We're fighting with you?
Why won't you let us get a fucking word in?
Don't you know how goddamn frustating that is?
Don't you realize that doing that will turn it into an argument instead of a discussion?
Why the fuck is everything our fault?
Why the hell can't you appreciate the things we do for you, instead of dwelling on the things you think we SHOULD be doing?
Will somebody please fucking kill me now goddamnit?!?
If you don't want you mother to keep digging in our lives, then maybe you shouldn't tell her every goddamn thing that pops into your fucking head.
Why am I the only one you'll fucking stand up to, when I'm the one that's on the same fucking team as you?
Fuck me...I need to smoke a fucking joint.