02-20-2002, 01:25 AM
Failed New Jersey tourist slogans:
New Jersey, we're under construction
New Jersey, it will be a great state when they finish working on it
If it honks and stands still, it's probably in Jersey
At least it's not Connecticut
We don't trust any air we can't see or taste, and we're damn proud of it
New Jersey, we're under construction
New Jersey, it will be a great state when they finish working on it
If it honks and stands still, it's probably in Jersey
At least it's not Connecticut
We don't trust any air we can't see or taste, and we're damn proud of it
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.