For those who get confused by all the acronyms...

[The Sleeper]

Got this from someone's AIM profile...

Chatroom Shorthand Courtesy of The Onion

LOL- Laughing my ass off
LODSM- Logged on dressed like Sailor Moon
XIF- Christ I'm fat
DYHTNTMBG?- Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants?
18/F/NYC- Pockmarked 46 year old in a bathrobe
IHTWBSAP- I have trouble with basic spelling and pronounciation
JEOMK- Just ejaculated on my keyboard
NTBUSWAB- Not to bring up Star Wars again, but...
TOMTB- Taking off my training bra
CILYIMBF?- Can I lock you in my basement forever?
HOGMP- Hang on, getting more Pringles
WSTS- Weeping silently to self
BRB- be right back