Golden Globe Predictions

[Keyser Soze]

I will most likely just flip to the Golden Globes during the Raider/Titans commercials but I am interested in seeing who will win in some pretty competitive categories this year.

In Ron and Fez fashion, I will pick who I WANT to win and who I think WILL win.


Best dramatic film
About Schmidt
Gangs of New York
The Pianist
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

WANT: Gangs Of New York, Daniel Day Lewis was a bad motherfucker in this movie. The ending was rushed and I must admit I haven't even seen the other ones so Gangs wins by default.
WILL: I could see The Hours winning because its getting so much buzz. However Gangs is a classic hollywood style epic that usually wins these awards. I'd have to stick with Gangs again here.

Best dramatic actress
Salma Hayek - Frida
Nicole Kidman - The Hours
Julianne Moore - Far From Heaven
Meryl Streep - The Hours
Diane Lane - Unfaithful

WANT: Salma Hayek, just cause shes hot and shes dating one of my favorite actors, Ed Norton.
WILL: Meryl Streep, she always seems to win and the critics seem to have a hard on for Hours right now.

Best dramatic actor
Adrian Brody - The Pianist
Michael Caine - The Quiet American
Daniel Day Lewis - Gangs of New York
Leonardo DiCaprio - Catch Me If You Can
Jack Nicholson - About Schmidt

WANT: Daniel Day Lewis. Just go see it and theres nothing else that needs to be said. He fucking owns.
WILL: Daniel Day Lewis, or they're retarded. Although I totally could see Jack winning.

Best director
Spike Jonze - Adaptation
Peter Jackson - The Two Towers
Stephen Daldry - The Hours
Rob Marshall - Chicago
Alexander Payne - About Schmidt
Martin Scorsese - Gangs of New York

WANT: Scorsese. He's been snubbed too many times.
WILL: Rob Marshall, cause they always snub Scorcese.
WON: Martin Scorsese - Gangs Of New York

Best screenplay
Charlie Kaufman - Adaptation
Bill Condon - Chicago
David Hare - The Hours
Todd Haynes - Far From Heaven
Payne and Jim Taylor - About Schmidt

WANT: Adaption, its harder to write weird shit like this.
WILL: The Hours. Cause they won't give it the best picture and this is sort of like the consolation prize.
WON: Payne and Jim Taylor - About Schmidt

Best actress musical or comedy
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Secretary
Goldie Hawn - The Banger Sisters
Nia Vardalos - My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Renee Zellweger - Chicago
Catherine Zeta Jones - Chicago

WANT: Nia Vardalos. Shes seems like shes outside the Hollywood loop and its nice to see people like that win.
WILL: Renee Zellweger. Chicago is going to clean up, I wouldn't be caught dead seeing this but apparently its spectacular or something. Whatever. I might go to stare at Catherine Zeta Jones' ass.
WON: Renee Zellweger

Best musical or comedy
About a Boy
Adaptation
Chicago
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Nicholas Nickleby

WANT: Adaption. Spike Jonez is cool.
WILL: Chicago. Gay.

Best actor in musical or comedy
Hugh Grant - About a Boy
Nicolas Cage - Adaptation
Kieran Culkin - Igby Goes down
Richard Gere - Chicago
Adam Sandler - Punch Drunk Love

WANT: Adam Sandler. How much would that rock? Kieran Culkin winning would be equally cool.
WILL: Richard Gere, just cause he seem like the most lame nomination, and thats how these geeks are.
WON: Richard Gere

Best supporting actress
Meryl Streep - Adaptation
Kathy Bates - About Schmidt
Cameron Diaz - Gangs of New York
Queen Latifah - Chicago
Susan Sarandon - Igby Goes Down

WANT: Kathy Bates. Anyone who looks like her and is willing to get butt ass naked deserves something.
WILL: Kathy Bates. Anyone who looks like her and is willing to get butt ass naked deserves something.
WON: Meryl Streep

Best supporting actor
Chris Cooper, "Adaptation"
Ed Harris, "The Hours"
Paul Newman, "Road to Perdition"
Dennis Quaid, "Far From Heaven"
John C. Reilly, "Chicago"

WANT: John C Reilly, I think he's a oool actor.
WILL: Paul Newman, he's getting old and he doesn't have many flicks left in him. They like to send them off with a trophy.
WON: Chris Cooper

SERIES: DRAMA
"24" - Fox
"The Shield" - FX
"Six Feet Under" - HBO
"The Sopranos" - HBO
"The West Wing" - NBC

WANT: 24. Best show on TV.
WILL: 24, ditto.
WON: The Shield

SERIES: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
"Curb Your Enthusiasm" - HBO
"Friends" - NBC
"Sex and the City" - HBO
"The Simpsons" - FOX
"Will & Grace" - NBC

WANT: Curb, better than Sopranos this year.
WILL: Curb, I think they might actually get one right this time.
WON: Curb

ACTRESS: DRAMA
Edie Falco, "The Sopranos"
Jennifer Garner, "Alias"
Rachel Griffiths, "Six Feet Under"
Marg Helgenberger, "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
Allison Janney, "The West Wing"

WANT: Rachel Griffiths, she is such a dirty whore on that show.
WILL: Edie Falco. The critics probrobly thought this was the best Soprano's season yet, fucking dolts.
WON: Edie Falco

ACTOR: DRAMA
Michael Chiklis, "The Shield"
James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos"
Peter Krause, "Six Feet Under"
Martin Sheen, "The West Wing"
Kiefer Sutherland, "24"

WANT: James Gandolfini, the plot sucked, but his acting still owns.
WILL: James Gandolfini, see Edie Falco.
WON: Michael Chiklis

ACTRESS: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Jennifer Aniston, "Friends"
Bonnie Hunt, "Life with Bonnie"
Jane Kaczmarek, "Malcolm in the Middle"
Debra Messing, "Will & Grace"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Sex and the City"

WANT: Jennifer Aniston, for great nipples in every episode. Must be cold in that studio.
WILL: Debra Messing. They love that fag hag.
WON: Jennifer Aniston. "Friends"

ACTOR: MUSICAL OR COMEDY
Larry David, "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Matt LeBlanc, "Friends"
Bernie Mac, "The Bernie Mac Show"
Eric McCormack, "Will & Grace"
Tony Shalhoub, "Monk"

WANT: Larry David. Funniest fucker on TV.
WILL: Larry David. I hope.
WON: Tony Shalhoub. "Monk"



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