03-20-2002, 02:54 AM
You think I really wanted a foot-long pianist?
In Africa, there's thousand's of them
The dog turns to him and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe Dimaggio?"
"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my fucking day."
The Scotsman looks at it, picks up the fly by both wings and says,"Spit it out you bastard!"
In Africa, there's thousand's of them
The dog turns to him and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe Dimaggio?"
"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my fucking day."
The Scotsman looks at it, picks up the fly by both wings and says,"Spit it out you bastard!"
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.