A man walks into a bar...

[Maynard]

3 men find a lamp with instructions to rub it 3 times

then *POOF* out pops a genie

so the genie turns to the first guy and says
"make any wish you want and i will grant it for you"
the guy says " i want to be 100 times smarter then i am now..100 times smarter"

*POOF*

the guy starts reciting Shakespeare and shit, and he is clearly 100 times smarter then he was before

so now the genie turns to the second guy and says
"make any wish you want and i will grant it for you"
the guy says " i want to be 1,000 times smarter then that guy, 1,000 times smarter!"

*POOF*

the guy starts doing insane math equations out loud, and he is clearly 1,000 times smarter then the first guy

finally the genie turns to the third guy and says
"make any wish you want and i will grant it for you"
so he says " i want to be a million times smarter then that guy, you hear me, a million times smarter"

*POOF*

he became a woman :thumbs-up:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

You win.


We all know women are smarter, but did you have to rub our noses in it?