Weird food interests - We all have one

[Arthur Dent]

I don't use any condiments. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, none.
Unless it's already on there like McDonald's or Burger King. Except pickle relish. That stuff is great.

And the only way I'll eat hot dogs is if they're bar-b-qued until they're over cooked and completely shriveled and buried in pickle relish.