Rocky racoon checked into his room only to find...

[GonzoStyle]

Well like I said, painter is absoluetly correct. God creates the earth and the stars so we can from that see that he created all the other planets, yet why is there no life there? I mean if the earth is several billion years old and he did all this in 6 days, you'd think he coulda taken his lazy ass and did the same on the other planets. But how does God create earth and man in the same week, yet there is no scientific proof that man is any older than a million years old.

But I may have an answer.....

Spell God backwards and you get Dog... and we all know how fucked up dog years are.... yes folks God is a Pitbull.