04-03-2002, 08:58 PM
I have decided that I, yes, me, Sean Cold, will become an assasin. It is a great line of work and I can change history by doing so.
First things first, I need a middle name. All the greats have a middle name. I have chosen Fuckin to be said middle name. In the upcoming weeks, I shall be referred to as Sean Fuckin Cold. It has a nice ring to it and it will strike horror in those who read it and are covering my mission in life.
Now, I need a damned target. GW Bush was first to come to mind, but, I will not live in infamy by wasting him. Shit, I dare say I might get a holiday dedicated to me. I am willing to bet that the SS will even let me ace him, the dumb rube he is. So, he is no longer an option.
I then thought maybe that darkie Nelson Mandella but again, too easy of a mark. Kid has a better chance of claiming credit for wasting another negro. Mark my words, it will be his own people who eventually nail him.
So, I ask for your help. Who makes a good enough target to allow me to realize my dreams?
First things first, I need a middle name. All the greats have a middle name. I have chosen Fuckin to be said middle name. In the upcoming weeks, I shall be referred to as Sean Fuckin Cold. It has a nice ring to it and it will strike horror in those who read it and are covering my mission in life.
Now, I need a damned target. GW Bush was first to come to mind, but, I will not live in infamy by wasting him. Shit, I dare say I might get a holiday dedicated to me. I am willing to bet that the SS will even let me ace him, the dumb rube he is. So, he is no longer an option.
I then thought maybe that darkie Nelson Mandella but again, too easy of a mark. Kid has a better chance of claiming credit for wasting another negro. Mark my words, it will be his own people who eventually nail him.
So, I ask for your help. Who makes a good enough target to allow me to realize my dreams?