Show us your hole. - Not that one...shithead!

[McBourbon]

I don't care what it's supposed to be, man! It looks like an insane, albino Muppet in your picture. And I know it's probably gettin' you laid by keeping it up there to make her happy......but c'mon. Women mark their territory with shit like that. And you, sir, have been marked. God forbid some random woman might want to go down on you back at your place. How do you explain that monstrocity on top of your computer table?