04-11-2002, 03:49 PM
according to the laws of gravity, if you take a retard ::coughcoughARPIcoughcough:: and drop him out of an airplane, he will fall at a velocity of 122 MPH (terminal velocity). Therefore it would be advisable to strap a rocket pack to his ass to increase the speed of falling, thus then splatter his body in an equal and artistic proportion that can then be photographed and sold as ART.
Have a great day!