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[Keyser Soze]

Introverted sociopath seeks single pasty white female who shares an obsession with television and cinema. Must be able to hold one sided conversations with self unless the forum for conversation happens to be a chatroom, message board or online jeopardy game lobby. Inferiority complex and fear of daylight are a plus. Meet me in the previously viewed movies section at blockbuster at midnite if interested. I'm the one in the Travis Bickle trenchcoat.