Pssst! - An intimate question

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::Looking both ways for my parole officer::

::OK, it looks safe - watch my back people::

Noth.. ::Shit, what's that noise?::

::Hmmm... ok ok, false alarm::

ing bu ::Who's there?::

::Stop fucking with me!::

t a cock :ammit, you people were supposed to keep guard!::

::Kicks Sleeper in the chest and stabs him in the eye with Ladi's Herpecrusted Dildo::

RING!