So i'm sitting here thinking a thread to start

[The Sleeper]

And I'm trying to get the right balance between complete inanity and a somewhat interesting topic, but nothing is sticking. So I figured I'd just list my ideas for you.

1)How many pen marks do you have on your hand - NOW?
2)Guess what color pants I'm wearing.
3)I had a dream last night where I grew a second penis - What does this mean?
4)What's with all the discussion, where'd the inanity go?
5)Maynard is a turd part 8
6)AIDS in Africa: Bad?

So choose one (or more) and discuss, cause if you don't I'm gonna cry.