04-18-2002, 08:39 AM
Quote:Invent a time machine. Go back to about 18 months ago, and go to ConsumptionJunction.com and you'll find it
What can I say, I'm retro
I thought it was funny, but I forgot the first rule of being teh funney on the internet: if you're not l337 enough to find this crap the day it gets stuck on some server somewhere on the internet, then you don't deserve a opposable thumbs.
OK, I'm tired...bedtime
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.