I need to be identified as something else - 'members' doesn't cut it

[WhipThisFez]

For years now I've been the glue that held this place together and what do I get for it?

"Member?"

My dickness services have delighted and annoyed countless people, bringing them together.

I am the object which sticks from your crotch

I am the thorn in your side

I am the desire of women

I am the cure to Spit’s oral fixation

I am dick