Comic relief - Help a struggling man

[Ken'sPen]

Please,
members of CDIH, be kind, be giving.
For almost a year now I have known the man called Grumpy.
And during that time, I have watched him beat a One Trick Pony into the proverbial Dead Horse.
The Man knows but three jokes, the punchlines to which are as follows.
1.) Ken's Ass.
2.) Ken's Sister.
3.) Arpi is gay.

This is an appeal to the wit that resides on this board. Please help this skipping record out. Give him more material.
and perchance a board persona that surpasses,
I am short and I am angry, grrrrrrrrrr.


thank you.