Only in america

[McBourbon]

::Puts on denim shorts::
::Pulls on his WHAT? T-shirt::
::Drinks a bottle of Jack Daniels::
::Gives Ken the finger and then punches him out cold::
That's what I got to say to you and your pathetic little match.
::Climbs the ropes in the corner, salutes the fans, and drinks another bottle of Jack::