If you could kill 5 people... - Who would they be?

[McBourbon]

So...this used to come up a lot when I was younger and more filled with rage and angst. But the question is this:
If you could kill five (5) people and get away with it, who would they be and why would you kill them?

My list:
1) and 2) Daddy Mack and the Mack Daddy from Criss Cross...because little kids who were they're clothes backwards and inspire an entire race of children to do the same have just got to go.

3) Whoever is dating Pamela Anderson at present...just because I would like to think that I might still have a chance

I'll reserve my other two for a chance to trade up and get more kills or for more of an "A List" kill.