Take this job and shove it

[Bondgirl]

Here's a fun little site to play on when work sucks

I QUIT

And here's my results
Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your ape-like management style and mind-blowing lack of sex appeal have forced me to take action. Despite my unbelievable abilities and trend setting time spent in the bathroom you have never promoted me. As of today, I utterly and completely resign from this shrine to ineptness, to pursue a more titillating and personally fulfilling career as a street mime.

This company has been a living hell for me and I will miss very few of my fellow slaves and friends. I want to suggest a makeover. I'll never forget your ugly mug. This has been the utter low point of my career.

Sincerely,

BG

titillating

this word makes me laugh