Take this job and shove it

[Skitchr4u]

Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your incompetent management style and mind-blowing lack of respect have forced me to take action. Despite my unbelievable abilities and trend setting productivity you have never promoted me. As of today, I happily resign from this shrine to ineptness, to pursue a more titillating and personally fulfilling career as a butterfly collector.

This company has been fungus-like and scary for me and I will miss one of my co-workers and friends. I want to forget I ever met you. I'll never forget what an awful place this is. This has been the best decision of my career.

Sincerely,

skitch

ahh, i feel better now, thank you