Take this job and shove it

[PollyannaFlower46]

I would also like to add that I'm mad I can't play on the net anymore!

Dear Boss:
I can't take it any more! Your stupifying management style and frightening lack of sex appeal have forced me to take action. Despite my record-setting abilities and trend setting time spent in the bathroom you have never promoted me. As of today, I happily resign from this mind-numbing coma of a job, to pursue a more titillating and personally fulfilling career as a driving range ball retriever.

This company has been fungus-like and scary for me and I will miss none of my co-workers and friends. I want to suggest a makeover. I'll never forget what an awful place this is. This has been the utter low point of my career.

Sincerely,

Me

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