things i want

[IrishAlkey]

Then you'll probably find it funny that I got excited...

[I steal watermelons]

I got my mom one of these for christmas

[Goatweed]

I didn't know they made Hello Kitty vibes - did you also show her how to use it?

[I steal watermelons]

Opps

Oh, I didn't mean my mom

I mean ( who ever the Hell you all pick on here ) mom

[Goatweed]

so...your mom - isn't that what I said?

[Danked]

Heh.

[I steal watermelons]

I want one of these too

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[I steal watermelons]

I want a smart ass comment about my last post

Fuck

This place needs more members

Don't make me get Snakey :13:



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[Arpikarhu]

stop reviving dead threads you Asshole

[The Jays]

...interesting

[I steal watermelons]

Dead threads?????

This place sucks

[Arpikarhu]

Dead threads?????

This place sucks

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[Suzie]

This thread inspired me to order a pocket rocket.

[Arpikarhu]

i was going to make a fat joke but decided not to.

[Suzie]

Thank you for rising above the easy ones.