The Random Galt & Gonzo Childhood Memories Thread

[Jack]

Spaceballs was great. Everybody needs to watch Spaceballs.

Use the schwartz.

[GonzoStyle]

one time I returned a book to the library but jokes on them, I returned a used copy of the same book and kept the new one!!!

I was such a little criminal!

[Jack]

Yeah, but did you switch the labels?

I submit that you did not.

[GonzoStyle]

No, i was just mocking you.

mr. craziest thing I did was drink milk one time after the expiration date.

[Jack]

Now thats just gross.

Drinking milk after it expires should be the 8th deadly sin.

[GonzoStyle]

fuckin goody two shoes cunt

[Keyser Soze]

i submit that jack is a bigger redneck than faceman

[Jack]

I don't listen to country music though. Country music is for people who are tone deaf and have an unnatural attraction to their tractors and dogs.

I don't fit the profile of a redneck. I bathe daily.

[Jack]

fuckin goody two shoes cunt

Jealous?

[GonzoStyle]

yes I want to boring

[Keyser Soze]

jack's definitely got a fair amount of hick in him tho.

[Jack]

Well..

I could tell you about the times I almost burned the house/shed/garage down.

Or about the times when I shot Baker with BB's or threw lit matches at him.

Or the time when I almost got expelled from school for breaking a kids nose and used a sharp rock to cut his face.

[Jack]

jack's definitely got a fair amount of hick in him tho.

A bit of hick I can live with.

A redneck I am not. Walmart is the enemy.

[drusilla]

you rebel!

[GonzoStyle]

Well..

I could tell you about the times I almost burned the house/shed/garage down.

Or about the times when I shot Baker with BB's or threw lit matches at him.

Or the time when I almost got expelled from school for breaking a kids nose and used a sharp rock to cut his face.

then why don't you, don't tease the fuckin story like its gonna blow our minds you fuckin softy!

[HedCold]

i think that is actually his stories, like when he says "Theres a joke in there somewhere", and thats actually just his joke

[GonzoStyle]

like "oh that explains so much"... but I dont know exactly what.

or "so many jokes!".... for someone creative enough and funny.

[Mad]

First and only time that ever seen my mom's box. I was five or six and in bed but needed to take a dump, she was in the shower. The door opened and she let me use the toilet, few minutes later mom stepped out to grab a towel only to have me see a full frontal on her 70's earf muff.

Luckily, that wasn't the first time I had seen a hatchet wound. The year before I had a sleepover and taken a bath with a close family fiend Karen, she was a year younger and having only brothers never knew the differences between the sexes.

Few years later at a big picnic, her and a friend tried to make me show them my cock. Too bad the friend was a bit fugly or I would have obliged.

[GonzoStyle]

Thankfully my mom always kept her shit shaven

[Mad]

Lucky you.

My mom is half Sicilian and you know how hairy those bitches get.