hEY gOAT pART TWOOOOOOOO

[Abster]

At least now I know who to call if I need a tooth pick.

[GonzoStyle]

it's short but very thick, so toothpick aint quite right.

more like a vienna sausage fresh from being bloated up in the microwave.

[Goatweed]

who cooks vienna sausage in the microwave?

[Abster]

Is Vienna sausage kosher?

[GonzoStyle]

who cooks vienna sausage in the microwave?

who the fuck even eats vienna sausages, bleh.

I just needed a visual

[GonzoStyle]

Is Vienna sausage kosher?

i'm not that jewey

[Abster]

I made the dumb guy in my office check his screen for italics on that one.

[GonzoStyle]

did you offer him a blowjob?

[Goatweed]

heyoooooooooo

[Abster]

did you offer him a blowjob?

I did, but a strange thing happened. When he was at the urinal, he was attacked by some large venomous creature, so he said I could forget the blowjob if I saved his life and sucked the venom out for him. That's a good deal, right?

[GonzoStyle]

oh you card

[Goatweed]

awful

[Abster]

I know.

[GonzoStyle]

she actually tries and is somewhat funnier than the rest, so she gets an A for effort in my book!

and you can never ask more from someone than their best effort and a blowjob.

[Abster]

I'm not really trying. Shall I wow you with my real best efforts?

[Goatweed]

go for it.

[Abster]

Okay, is your dick against your monitor?

Oh shit, you were talking about posting weren't you?

[Goatweed]

that's your best?

[funsnapsdyno]

funnier than the rest

bite me

[Abster]

Not by a long shot. I just had a major fuck up at work so stand by