Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......

[Hoon]

that would be ok, if he played for the New York Liberty.

[Keyser Soze]

this was like watching cops in your living room and all the sudden the 3 white trash podunks wind up on your lawn duking it out right in front of you.

the outcome here doesnt really matter, because while even if hoon lost a silly match on an internet message board, he's handsome and life really isnt all that fun for ugly people who are really good at winning message board battles.

[Hoon]

and let's face it, he's 45 years old so his taste in women is actually pretty realistic.

[GonzoStyle]

you two should get together and wax your taints, pretty motherfuckers.

[Keyser Soze]

you're look damn pretty these days yourself, care to join us?

[GonzoStyle]

I've always been a pretty motherfucker but it was covered in blubber.

I'm not worthy yet, but can I be your padawan?

[Hoon]

keyser is right. your mysapce pictures look like perpetual "after" photo's. you keep that up and you'll join the "no red lights" club.

because pretty people never hit red lights or get cancer.

[GonzoStyle]

2007 will be my year!!!

TEACH ME!

[Hoon]

who's the russian skeet ulrich?


YOU ARE

[GonzoStyle]

I had to google search him to find out if you were mocking me, then I blushed and did a little soft shoe dance.

[IrishAlkey]

His shoes are soft because that's where he's hiding the chocolate.

[GonzoStyle]

I tried hiding it in my underwear but that caused some confusion.

[Hoon]

this would be a great spot for goatweed to bust out a great .NET zinger

[GonzoStyle]

like I bust out mudslides in my underwear, LOLZ

[Goatweed]

it looks like I've got a new fan - YAY!

if you did your research you'd see that Keyser is much more obsessed with .net than I - but then again my posts offer up nothing of interest, let along facts AM I RITE?

[Keyser Soze]

obsessed? nah, just like to poke you about it.

[GonzoStyle]

oh man, its a shame no one is here to witness this tomfoolery. Goat is bustin hoons ass left and right, yet its like the marlins making the world series and drawing 2,000 fans.

[Goatweed]

after what I've seen, Id rather you didn't poke me with anything, Keyser. no offense <3

[Keyser Soze]

me thinks the goat protests too much

[Goatweed]

when it comes to seeing your poker, there's no such thing as protesting too much.