Gonzo is a fucking idiot...

[Keyser Soze]

can i use you as a reference?!?!!!

[GonzoStyle]

did you send him a resume?

2002-2004 (Asst Admin - CDIH.Net)

- Responsible for AIM Chat
- Spearheaded the right to post personal IM's campaign
- Made Arpi quit

Didnt he have sex with someone or something sometime or somethin?

Yes keyser has had sex... with SOMEONE!!!

[Rooner]

did you send him a resume?

2002-2004 (Asst Admin - CDIH.Net)

- Responsible for AIM Chat
- Spearheaded the right to post personal IM's campaign
- Made Arpi quit

Didnt he have sex with someone or something sometime or somethin?

Yes keyser has had sex... with SOMEONE!!!

I KNEW IT!

[GonzoStyle]

can i use you as a reference?!?!!!

Not unless you expect me to lie and say you were a good admin.

[Keyser Soze]

i was more of an instigator than an admin, thats worth something, aint it?

[GonzoStyle]

i was more of an instigator than an admin, thats worth something, aint it?

yeah, de-admining

[Keyser Soze]

i never did get that filing thing down. i hated taking memos, fetching coffee.

[Gooch]

did Gonzy give you the Equal vs Sweetnlow rant?

[GonzoStyle]

I like lemon with tea, all the girls in the office are real sophistacted and drink tea with lemon... oh and guess who came by the office today?!?!?! LAURENCE OLIVIER!!!

[Keyser Soze]

no, we just talked behind your back about what an underhanded prick you are.

[GonzoStyle]

no, we just talked behind your back about what an underhanded prick you are.

He meant in the mod forum, not on the board.

[Keyser Soze]

oh, not so much.

[Gooch]

Kesyer as Admin Day 1


Gonzybaby: What I am concerned with is detail. I asked you go get me a packet of Sweet-N-Low. You bring me back Equal. That isn't what I asked for. That isn't what I wanted. That isn't what I needed and that shit isn't going to work around here.

InstigatorKesyer : I, I just thought...


Gonzybaby : You thought. Do me a fucking favor. Shut up, listen, and learn. Look, I know that this is your first day and you don't really know how things work around here, so I will tell you. You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I get what I want.

[Black Lazerus]

hold on wait did keyser call ME a windbag?

[Rooner]

i was more of an instigator than an admin, thats worth something, aint it?

I think I perfected that role.

[Keyser Soze]

its as if he can read the etchings on my soul

[Hoon]

How could anyone fuck that job up?

[GonzoStyle]

Shut up, listen, and learn.

If I ever said that i'd kick my own ass, imitation is flattering but it's kinda hard to imitate one so legendary and unique as myself.

good try tho goochy babe!

[GonzoStyle]

BTW I hate sweet-n-low, equal all the way.

[Hoon]

A good screening question for potential admis would be to ask them who Nikki Sixx is.