Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......

[GonzoStyle]

theres not much to protest over.

[Goatweed]

i set em up, you knock em down!

[GonzoStyle]

you're stockton, cause im not wearing short shorts.

[Goatweed]

you'd look damn sexy in 'em, tho.

[GonzoStyle]

even I dry heaved on that image.

[Keyser Soze]

at least my poker doesnt require medical assistance

[Goatweed]

they say the camera adds weight to its subject & if that's the case..well..perhaps you do require an assist

[Keyser Soze]

the eyes really are the first to go

[Goatweed]

mine were fine until I saw the screencaps!!!

[Keyser Soze]

like willie once said, its a lotta meat!

[Hoon]

keyser may be a .NET head too, but he's good looking. that's the difference.

I though we covered this.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah but he disobeyed the first rule of hotness, he let everyone know he had a small dick, instead of letting people wonder if he's just overcompensating.

The wonder factor will result in a 60% drop in the pussy index.

[Hoon]

women only want two things in life.

mild menstural cycles and attractive babies and goat cannot effect either result. BUT KEYSER CAN!

[GonzoStyle]

Did you just say that goats kid is not attractive?

[Hoon]

before i answer...

i need to know if there is a baby baker rule in place.

[Ken'sPen]

Hoon is HOT,

but he can't get on any of the Good rides at Great Adventure.

[GonzoStyle]

well there has never been a need for one. but we've all seen goats kid if thats what you mean and that nigga is a straight up pimp.

[Hoon]

i didn't know goat had a child.

i think i deserve a 4 point handicap for participating without knowing the basic jokeable details of goat's life.

[GonzoStyle]

well then goat just owned you and he didnt even have to be here, goat has a pimpalicious kid and keyser has paltalk.

[Ken'sPen]

Don't sell yourself short Hoon,

after 19 pages of this fight thread,
your handicap is much higher.