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Howard Stern's First Show On Sirius
#21
1) Cheated on my wife and she found out.
2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion.
3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them.
4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat.
5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet.
6) Had plastic surgery.
7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn.

let's play, who said what?

i'll go first
1-gary
2-the guinea, what's his name
3-robin
4-that fat guy that smells, can't think of the name
5-richard
6-howard
7-the bald DJ
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#22
1) Cheated on my wife and she found out. - Sal

2) Recently got a woman pregnant and paid for the abortion. - Artie

3) Had their stomach pumped and woke up to find a member of the same sex fondling them. - Fred

4) Masturbated with vegetables and meat. - Richard Christie

5) Hid in a closet in the bathroom of their home to watch a cousin and an aunt use the toilet. - Benjie

6) Had plastic surgery. - Robin

7) Has spent over $10,000 on internet porn. - Howard
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#23
Keyser Soze Wrote:george takai added to the show as announcer is fantastic. he's going to be in studio all the time now and its a great addition.

not true. he will be there for a short time and then tapes his bits elsewhere.

the show sucked by the by.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#24
takei rules.
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Arpikarhu Wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote:george takai added to the show as announcer is fantastic. he's going to be in studio all the time now and its a great addition.

not true. he will be there for a short time and then tapes his bits elsewhere.

the show sucked by the by.

yeah, missed that. oh well....still a nice touch.
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#26
Goatweed Wrote:takei rules.

So you are a homosexual lover.
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#27
isnt everyone?
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#28
I didnt say I love how he takes a cock in the ass, he's fucking hysterical on the show.

Besides, it's Sulu for christ's sake - you can't go wrong with Sulu!
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#29
oh boy, don't piss off the trekkie.
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#30
TNG was better
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#31
The original star trek movies were way better than the ones with TNG cast (they were basically two-hour long TV episodes - nothing special going on with them). I also liked the TNG TV program better than the original but I still liked the original a lot. DS9, Voyaqger were ok for a while and I followed them a little then they just got boring to me.
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diceisgod Wrote:The original star trek movies were way better than the ones with TNG cast (they were basically two-hour long TV episodes - nothing special going on with them). I also liked the TNG TV program better than the original but I still liked the original a lot. DS9, Voyaqger were ok for a while and I followed them a little then they just got boring to me.

What did you do with DIG?
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#33
DIG has always been a Trek nerd. If he wasn't hooked on phonics, drugs and posting like fecal-matter on this board, he should be watching Battlestar Galactica on SciFi.
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#34
The original series was cool, everything else is crap, including the movies.
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#35
The George Takei vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger fight was pretty damn hilarious
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#36
to simple people
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#37
i liked yesterdays show alot. the jd and courtney sex story was funny artie was killing and yes the Takei+ Arnold Schwarzenegger fight was great
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#38
I was just watching an episode of TNG and man was that some good shit. Data's brother Lore was a bad motherfucker.
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#39
takai not knowing it wasnt schwartzenegger was fucking great. nothing like hearing a gay asian trekkie get pissed.
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#40
when speaking of trekkies the gay part goes without saying.
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