01-26-2006, 05:35 PM
NASA has now proven the Universe is indeed shrinking, at least until Keyser stops sucking.
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Keyser's Intervention
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01-26-2006, 05:48 PM
Keyser sucks so much, that the Gay Porn industry calls their awards The Keysers.
01-26-2006, 05:52 PM
i liked that one.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-26-2006, 06:00 PM
that one, not so much.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-26-2006, 06:27 PM
Keyser sucks so much, that if he stood facing East for 24 hours, the Earth would cease to spin.
01-26-2006, 06:31 PM
oooh! back on the funny track!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-26-2006, 06:37 PM
Ken'sPen Wrote:I was hoping that once I started these...... perhaps if you didnt already have 25 poll threads saying the same thing, they might have.
01-26-2006, 06:39 PM
YES!!!
That MUST be why you don't have a single funny thought to contribute.
01-26-2006, 06:50 PM
i suppport your attacks on the wretch known as keyser but must recuse myself when you turn on goatweed.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-26-2006, 07:06 PM
ah, sorry, i forgot shark dynamics.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-26-2006, 07:08 PM
Ken'sPen Wrote:YES!!! I never have a funny thought to contribute - I leave that for the professionals.
01-26-2006, 07:09 PM
dont sell yourself short, sweetums.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
01-26-2006, 07:14 PM
there was my "Nordberg" line that Gonzo insisted was comedy gold, but I still don't see it.
01-26-2006, 08:36 PM
At this moment the number words contained within Keyser's 18557 posts exactly equals the number of words within the Ishtar Screenplay, creating an equalibrium of suck.
hereafter Keyser will stand alone as the the most wasteful creator of the recorded word.
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