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Things I hate (besides Keyser)
#21
I hate running out of milk.

Especially when you're in the mood for a snack that requires atleast half a glass of it.
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#22
along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.
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#23
Always keep an extra box handy for just such days.

i hate when people have 13 items in the 12 items or less express checkout at the supermarket. Don't they know how to fucking count?
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#24
Quote:along those same lines, i hate when you only have enough cereal for half a bowl.

That's why you make the prior serving a mega-bowl of cereal and use a mixing spoon to eat it.

It's like you're 4 years old all over again!
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#25
dank is reliving his 430 moments in life again....

LMMFAO. I like the idea though. Can I use a ladel instead of a mixing spoon?
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#26
interesting concept, ill have to try that.
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#27
Always look on the bright side of life!
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#28
I guess you kind of have to when your vagina is a carnivorous lifeform.
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#29
It's what I have to work with!
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#30
So all this time you didn't want to sleep with Sleeper, it was really just your fear that you might swallow him whole.
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#31
If that makes you sleep better at night, then sure.
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#32
The world should be glad the HIV factory has closed it's doors.
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#33
Where did you hear that current event?
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#34
So my vagina has the HIV?
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#35
lush has a very scary vagina.
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#36
Do you hate her scary vagina, Ken?
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#37
I lack the capacity to hate a vagina

except Keyser
BAM!
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#38
What if it had spiders on it?

And the spiders were wearing clown masks?

And they spoke to you in grandma's voice?
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#39
I'm not afraid of clowns,
so that's just silly.....

and some women like luna have VERY thick furry bushes.... and the spiders would blend in with the dense pubic growth.....
and I always hear Grammy's voice in my head when I have sex....

she says things like, "Fuck her, fuck that bitch, bang her cunt good"
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#40
Jamming fingers.

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