POLL: do i smell bad?

[Black Lazerus]

I support the sleeper but it's high time he knew the truth

[Galt]

Today I saw a fat homeless lady sitting on the sidewalk with a river of urine flowing from her nether reigons

[drusilla]

hook him up!

[lush]

Does she have a record collection?

[The Sleeper]

if only people were more honest with me in person, i could've learned what "fabric softener" was. it does rule to learn about these things third-hand though

[Danked]

Fabric softener is only the beginning.

FYI, it's not to be used as deodorant.

[Galt]

next stop: moisturizer!

[drusilla]

whoa whoa whoa

baby steps

hair brush

[TheGMANN]

Extreme Make over: Sleeper Edition

[Galt]

I am often tempted to give complete strangers grooming tips. Why is that frowned upon in society?

There was this broad in my apt building sharing my elevator, and she had like 9 pounds of makeup on. Just insane. If someone told her she should wear a lot less, it would improve her life.

I saw a woman who looked 55 because her hair was white as a ghost, but her face looked young. With a good dye job, she could pull off late 30s.

It happens ever day. Someone with nasty BO, errant nose hairs; not friends, but just random folks

[lush]

He would kill himself after that.

[drusilla]

someone get queer eye on the phone

[lush]

I am often tempted to give complete strangers grooming tips. Why is that frowned upon in society?

There was this broad in my apt building sharing my elevator, and she had like 9 pounds of makeup on. Just insane. If someone told her she should wear a lot less, it would improve her life.

I saw a woman who looked 55 because her hair was white as a ghost, but her face looked young. With a good dye job, she could pull off late 30s.

It happens ever day. Someone with nasty BO, errant nose hairs; not friends, but just random folks

You care about your fellow man.

[TheGMANN]

Next party at my house is gonna rock!

[The Sleeper]

if you think i'm ever coming out again after this, you are retarded

[Galt]

But magazine's always need a before picture.

[TheGMANN]

if you think i'm ever coming out again after this, you are retarded

Are you nuts ?

You know how many threads and inside jokes we'll be telling for months to come ?

[The Sleeper]

that's ok. i think DIG has the right approach to socializing.

[Danked]

Well... this is awkward.

[lush]

He's too busy working on the H train