Why does Keyser Suck?

[Black Lazerus]

when the greats are mentioned i never make the list. thanks ken that really hurts.

well I think you're great.

now, do you have a huge cock? is it true what they say about guys like you?

... yes

[Luna]

when the greats are mentioned i never make the list. thanks ken that really hurts.

well I think you're great.

now, do you have a huge cock? is it true what they say about guys like you?

... yes

YOWZERS!!!1 that's so cool.

[Keyser Soze]

bony asses need not apply, laz likes the nice heart shaped booties.

[Black Lazerus]

he is correct on that plus brohters need some extra back there so that we don't hurt you.

[Hoon]

i like a nice big, firm ass and alittle kanye west, too.
some whore in my ancestry must've tasted the forbidden fruit at some point.
i can see her now, walking down the long and winding dirty path in her petty coat carrying a lantern down to the slave quarters..

[Luna]

bony asses need not apply, laz likes the nice heart shaped booties.

no, that's cool... I was just asking.... I didn't think he'd be interested in my bony ass anyway. I'm ugly with a gaping vagina and fried egg boobs, y'know.

[Keyser Soze]

yes, we know.

[Black Lazerus]

i like a nice big, firm ass and alittle kanye west, too.
some whore in my ancestry must've tasted the forbidden fruit at some point.
i can see her now, walking down the long and winding dirty path in her petty coat carrying a lantern down to the slave quarters..

... coming back satisfied with a big grin on her face.

[Arpikarhu]

ken elicits more douche chills than anyone in recent message board memory.

i am serious when i say that award actually goes to you. ken has made one thread too many about how bad you are, but you really are bad.
sometimes i get embarrassed for you when i read some of the things you post.

[Keyser Soze]

good for you!

[Ken'sPen]

I actually wanted this thread to delve into why he sucks, and how what he can do to stop, and not simply be a rehash of the fact.

[Hoon]

keyser could create a table:

1= ok
2= no
3= i dont know
4= i agree

that way instead of having to type words, he could just type #1-#4 and we'd know what he meant.

[Ken'sPen]

good point hoon,
most of his posts are just to comment on someone elses.... to agree or disagree....

He could start a thread in an unused forum, and link the posts he wants to comment on, and just post the number from the table......

[Arpikarhu]

keyser could create a table:

1= ok
2= no
3= i dont know
4= i agree

that way instead of having to type words, he could just type #1-#4 and we'd know what he meant.

i already did this and much better

[Hoon]

DAMN!

[Arpikarhu]

i had a marquee in my status with the options and it was festive. ahh! the golden age of CDIH!

[Goatweed]

indeed, those were fun times.

[Keyser Soze]

it wont let me just type 4

[Goatweed]

4.

[Hoon]

then its not your fault.
how about 4 with an exclamation point?