this is the official "albert pujols is a beast and....

[GonzoStyle]

if your face broke out a little like that, you'd have a very ugly face.

[Keyser Soze]

43 RBIs on May 10th........just....wow.

[GonzoStyle]

10 strike outs in 116 at bats, he blows.

[GonzoStyle]

21 homers and 53 rbis, he's not human.

[diceisgod]

not bad for a cheater

[Keyser Soze]

steroids are undetectable with the way they test in baseball. HGH is only found in blood tests.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

thank you sports fan from 2003

[Keyser Soze]

what are you babbeling about?

[Bloody Anus]

I'd probably be undefeated if I drafted him instead of Rodriguez. It would have changed everything and my offense would probably have turned out like this

C) M.Barrett
1B) A.Pujols
2B) C.Figgins
3B) E.Chavez
SS) C.Barmes/C.Guillen
OF) I.Suzuki
OF) C.Lee
OF) M.Holliday

[Bloody Anus]

Oh yeah and the only thing that would make my pitching staff any better were if this were a keeper league.

Zambrano
Zito
Glavine
Kazmir
Penny
Liriano
Verlander
Hernandez
Nathan
Turnbow
Papelbon


Just wanted to post that to look back at in awe a few years from now.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

what were you saying about kevin youkilis and not playing everyday?

[HedCold]

i thank you for not taking pujols first

[Bloody Anus]

I said that Snow would be getting the majority of playing time over Youkilis and that he is unproven defensively and overrated offensively.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

in other words, completely wrong.

[The Sleeper]

he's also a dirty jew

[Bloody Anus]

At the time, he was unproven defensively. That is just a simple fact. So I was 50% wrong.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

wrong.

[Keyser Soze]

THE BEAST IS DOWN!!!

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[GonzoStyle]

so much for those 90 home runs

[Keyser Soze]

i guess he will have to settle for 85