Its election day...

[GonzoStyle]

this counrty is not THAT dumb... no way.

[Mad]

You'd be surprised what happens with those middle American retards. Wave a flag and they tear up like little cunts.

[GonzoStyle]

Hacksaw Jim Dugan for president!!!

[Goatweed]

my brother said he's still wrestling, wtf!

[GonzoStyle]

I havent watched since the rock left

[Goatweed]

the last thing I remember was Stone Cold leaving.

[GonzoStyle]

das golden age

[Goatweed]

nothing will ever top the beer truck incident.

[GonzoStyle]

nothing will ever top that time you tried to slip your cock in my mouth after a couple mikes hard lemonades.

[HedCold]

so how did this whole election shing ding turn out?

[Goatweed]

nothing will ever top that time you tried to slip your cock in my mouth after a couple mikes hard lemonades.

that was a hot dog!!!

[The Jays]

Democrats won just about everything in New York, won the Senate seat in Jersey. Democrats have won majority control of the house, Republicans right now have majority in Senate by 2; with four races too close to call. Arnold has won re-election. English is the official language of Arizona. Missouri hates Michael J. Fox and his shakiness.

[GonzoStyle]

so how did this whole election shing ding turn out?

tune into the cdih podcast for breaking news!!!

[HedCold]

apparently people in new jersey were getting phone calls from joe piscopo telling them to vote for kean.
i feel kinda jipped i didn't get any calls.

[Mad]

You're just not important enough.

[GonzoStyle]

I guess they dont get numbers off the unemployment records.

[HedCold]

and those are the ones with the time to go vote!

[GonzoStyle]

They have time cause they are lazy fucks, like you're gonna stand around in line to vote.

you could be doing like, stuff and things.

[HedCold]

if joe piscopo isn't going to motivate someone to get up and do something, who is

[GonzoStyle]

joe piscopo cant even motivate himself to have some dignity left.

This is the only way the call would be worth the while


"Hi, i'm joe piscopo, you may remember me from such classics as Johnny Dangerously and Dead Heat. I'm calling you to remind you to get out and vote kean... you know my mother didn't vote once...... ONCE!!! ahahahahaha, no seriously though go out and vote or I will call you every night".