The most loving thing you have ever done....

[GonzoStyle]

Did he wear 100 dollar slippers?

[drusilla]

perhaps. he is a label whore.

[GonzoStyle]

sounds like hedcold for sure

[The Prodigal Son]

Honestly, I really don't have a great story. I treat my ho's with love and respect every hour of every day. And if anyone of them says anything different, there's always the hose again....

[GonzoStyle]

oh, you're one of those obedient ones.

[The Prodigal Son]

Oh boy now you've done it

What do you mean OBEDIENT?

[GonzoStyle]

the type who stands outside the store holding his womans purse at the mall.

[The Prodigal Son]

Fuck that! No, I stand up for myself. Just the other night she said to me, "We're gonna have some crazy wild sex tonight." and I said HELL NO!!!!!!

Oh wait...

Damn

[GonzoStyle]

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[The Prodigal Son]

What in the Wild, Wild World of Sports is that?

[GonzoStyle]

your "girlfriend"

[The Prodigal Son]

She actually has black hair.

Didn't recognize her without the bag.

[GonzoStyle]

you should look into the fleshlights, i hear they are good times.

[Galt]

way to go captain depresso

no depressing would be if his dad actually died of the cancer.


oh... wait....crap.

Alkey is going to come in and ban you!

[GonzoStyle]

for making fun of her own dead dad?

[funsnapsdyno]

I didnt even put on gloves or nothing, I even stuck my finger in her asshole to make sure to get any leftovers!

there's a hallmark card for occasions like that

[The Prodigal Son]

"I'm sorry you got wrecked and shit yourself but at least you got a free colonoscopy out of it!!!"

[The Prodigal Son]

"I am glad you are feeling better, but I've gotta know....When did you eat corn?"

[funsnapsdyno]

"I would have made you soup, but instead I cleaned your poop"

[GonzoStyle]

you guys should totally try to market this, you're sitting on a fuckin gold mine here!!!