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[GonzoStyle]

cause it aint none of your fuckin business what my business is!

[Ronin]

so which one are you?

[funsnapsdyno]

Is that Yahoo.. cause my horoscope from Yahoo said the same exact thing

[GonzoStyle]

wouldn't you like to know!!!

[Abster]

Mine is pretty accurate. Damn spies.

[Ronin]

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[GonzoStyle]

Mine is pretty accurate. Damn spies.

I'm assigning you the virgo horoscope.

[Luna]

astrology is for fat assed housewives

this must be true!

don't forget the psychic readings, too, tho...

[GonzoStyle]

You're singing even when it rains. If there's a thunderstorm, you're chortling as you jump into puddles. Your famous sense of humor comes to the rescue and turns an inconvenience into a lovely, memorable event.


Boy are they way fuckin off today!

[Ronin]

hey Saggie..

[GonzoStyle]

hey Stupid..

[funsnapsdyno]

I'm sag too !

[GonzoStyle]

in more ways that one, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!

[Luna]

Aquarians rule.

[funsnapsdyno]

in more ways that one, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!

No. sunuvabitch.


If you're feeling low on energy right now, get out and surround yourself with people. Spending time in large groups will enliven your spirit today.

My Yahoo one is right on target again.. I'm like low on energy and stuff.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah so is 97% of the fuckin world

[Luna]

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
You bring out the best in others. Your ability to get people closer to their goals helps you progress in leaps and bounds on your own as well. Expect a financial windfall to land in your lap just when you need it.

wooo, groovy.

[GonzoStyle]

or a pile of semen!

[Abster]

Tht best come with a cracker.

[GonzoStyle]

or a Tam Tam, you didnt read a fuckin word except for the first and last sentence, you filthy cunt.