I am a loser and deserve abuse

[IkeaBoy]

Hairspray? you're dating ricki lake?
And I thought you left bitter and disillusioned a couple days back.

[Arpikarhu]

Hairspray? you're dating ricki lake?

you are the only person i know more pathetic than me right now

[Arpikarhu]

thats right, still awake because i dont want to get into my bed alone. i am a loser.

[The Sleeper]

im pretty sure im more patheitc, dfagggggots

[Arpikarhu]

based on your recent IM's i will take your word for it

[Maynard]

For Arpi and Sleeper....


<center>I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself</center>

[DGW]

So when does your pornfest start? Becareful of chaffing.

[HedCold]

i laughed at you 2 days ago, but now i feel your pain
:-(

[Arpikarhu]

dude, i am suffering. i turned down the yankee game tonight because i didnt want to go out. now i am stuck in chat with maymay and alkie. ouch

[HedCold]

ok, well i don't feel that pain :crackhead:
i feel your other pain though

[Arpikarhu]

i feel your other pain though

hunh? now i am confused

[Arpikarhu]

still alone and drunk. i am a loser

[Grumpy]

I Win!!!!

[OAS]

Gah damn your'e pathetic Arpi. Go out, find a whore, pick up some dingbat and fuck her or rent a porno and give yourself some blisters.

Ten years from now you will be praying she goes away for a month. Sad, very fucking sad.

[Luna]

Whoaaaa...how did I miss this thread? :clueless:

please abuse me.

Okay....you don't have to beg me, ya know! :punch:
:-D

[Sluggo]

Ten years from now you will be praying she goes away for a month.

Truer words have never been typed by you, old man.

[OAS]

Children without wisdom Sluggo, pfffft

[Luna]

Ten years from now you will be praying she goes away for a month.

Sooooooooo true...that actually works both ways, Ladies. ;-)

[Arpikarhu]

Ten years from now you will be praying she goes away for a month. Sad, very fucking sad.

i felt like that about my wife daily, but not this girl

[Skitchr4u]

uicide: is always a viable option arpi