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Quotes from the wise and funny
#21
C'mon, Let the kids play - Bob Watson
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#22
my love for you is ticking clock berzerker, would you like to suck my cock berzerker . . . my love for you is like a truck berzerker, would you like to make some fuck berzerker- Olaf from Clerks
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#23
Quote:C'mon, Let the kids play - Bob Watson

I coulda swore that Snuka said the same thing.



Edited By Jack Meehoff on May 24 2002 at 1:01
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#24
ssshhhhhh, do you smell something?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#25
Bob Watson said it in Bad News Bears, Breaking Training, the game at the Astrodome
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#26
soup?
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#27
"there is nothing so satisfying as a well made bowl of hot and sour soup"
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#28
i'm gonna get some wonton soup for lunch.
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#29
Quote:i'm gonna get some wonton soup for lunch.
fool
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#30
it comes as a lunch special. 5 bucks = beef and broccoli, pork fried rice, wonton soup, and a drink. which in the end = shitting my brains out. but it's worth it.
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#31
Why did the metalhead cross the road? Because he's a gullible idiot who will buy anything with skulls on it
King Buzzo of the Melvins



Edited By Maynard on May 24 2002 at 2:25
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#32
"morgan, i have your final papers on my desk. you are officially divorced"- my lawyer at 2:25 today

BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#33
I can't wait to hear THAT quote. Undecided
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#34
Quote:I can't wait to hear THAT quote
why? your name isnt morgan
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#35
:rimshot:
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#36
"Cerrano is gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch that one" - Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in Major League :-)
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#37
thank you, thank you. that joke was courtesy of the kens pen school of comedy. i will be here all week. dont forget to tip your waitress
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#38
I'll have what she's having. - Woman in the deli
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#39
What the hell is that smell? - Will Smith, Independence Day
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#40
"Black people are made up of mud and crime"
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