Get Me Laid..

[GonzoStyle]

I know you want me gone ken, you coulda gone a less personal route.

[Keyser Soze]

sympathy whore

[virgingrrl]

Sorry I forgot, I already am going steady with VG. Maybe some other time.

we are?

[GonzoStyle]

sympathy whore

Et, Tu Keyser...

[Sean Cold]

I like merging topics, it is sooo much fun. They even sort the two topics by time posted.

As for getting GS laid, you have till September 21st to go for my latest leftovers.

[Ken'sPen]

Gonzo Style::MAYNARD, you fucking stupid son of a bitch if you ever touch one of my fucking threads again I am going to.........
huh, what, Sean, oh never mind. ::Gonzo Style.

[GonzoStyle]

Slack has betrayed me, keyser has spit on me, VG no longer loves me, Ken is exploiting my weakness, even sleeper is making fun of me.

To top it off sean is trying to push me off the edge of the cliff now by offering me, girl interuppted.

I am pathetic, I don't even deserve the name GonzoStyle anymore.

:-(

[Keyser Soze]

we are?

I was going to pop the question this week, but the cats out of the bag now.

[GonzoStyle]

GonzoStyle's Mailbox:

You have NO new messages.

Everyone -> :fart: <- Gonzo

[Maynard]

I was going to pop the question this week, but the cats out of the bag now.

Too late Keyser. She and I are already driving off to Vegas to get married by Elvis. We were just waiting for my divorce to be finalized.

[Ken'sPen]

Come on Let's go have that little talk about girls.

[Keyser Soze]

POPPYKACK!!!! SHES MINE!!!! BACK THE FUCK UP ALTERNABOY!!!!!!



Edited By Keyser Soze on Aug. 05 2002 at 11:34

[GonzoStyle]

I welcome even girls, I am willing to try intercourse with a female now. I think it is about time.

[GonzoStyle]

Subj: get you laid
Date: 8/5/02 8:35:32 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent from the Internet (Details)

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eat shit.

Not what I was hoping for.



Edited By GonzoStyle on Aug. 05 2002 at 11:36

[Maynard]

I welcome even girls, I am willing to try intercourse with a female now. I think it is about time.

I hear Katy is available. :thumbs-up:

[Sean Cold]

Keyser, it was actually funnier when you called Maynard an alterboy.

[virgingrrl]

stop the fighting boys...this is all about gonzo right now.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHOW SOME RESPECT!

[GonzoStyle]

[GonzoStyle]

I am not deserving to be called gonzo anymore. The real gonzo woulda kicked my ass by now. I am a pathetic loser the likes of the lowliest dregs this world has seen. From now on refer to me as such, call me "Maynard 2".

[Maynard]

So who's gonna adopt you now?