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#21
I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.
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#22
i bought a vibrator! i think it needs a name....
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#23
Pedro. :rofl:
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#24
:thumbs-up:
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#25
That smiley sure gets alot of use
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#26
Pedro was my eggplants name, :disappointed:

I am begining to think Ants is a virgin.

and yes, I get massive trajectory. I hit the playstation from 15 feet away a couple weeks ago.
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#27
Yeah...but did you throw it Silence of the Lambs style?
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#28
I came in my own mouth, porno style.
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#29
Quote:I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.

seriously, where would you find the time?
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#30
I don't masturbate anymore.
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#31
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN



Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
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#32
I came 15 feet, I might be in contention here.
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#33
Quote:42.7mph.
My new hero!
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#34
horst put up some imressive numbers!
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#35
he needs a kryptonite condom
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#36
Not kryptonite. Just kevlar.
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#37
With practice I shall make his record look like childs play.
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#38
Oh great, he now has another excuse for jacking off
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#39
I'm gonna go and practice now.

I will bring you my results when I am finished.
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#40
gonz how are you going to get the muzzle velocity reading?



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