To get Ladi psyched for her little trip... - Vegas Tunes

[Weird NJ]

-Here -- chew this. It's your half of the acid.

-How long do I have?

-Maybe thirty more minutes. As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed. It'll be a goddamn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid.

-Thirty minutes. It was going to be very close.

[Danked]

It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

[Danked]

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[LZMF1]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[Danked]

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

[LZMF1]

Know your dope fiend! Your life may depend on it! You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades, and his knuckles will be white from inner-tension, and, his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking-off when he can't find a rape victim.

A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.


(i had to add a couple more)



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[Danked]

It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can't this crazy love be mine
It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Hey Ladi]

:bouncer: :bow: :fuggin:

it hardly seems real, I've been waiting all frickin year for this

[FNMoron]

No one likes my music threads. :-(

any thread that opens with a Tom Jones song is fine by me... :fuggin:

ladi... have a blast :firebounce:

[Hey Ladi]

:fuckoff: IT'S SNOWING!!!!! It was supposed to snow Monday so we can't come back!!! :disappointed:

[LZMF1]

i wonder what kind of trouble ladi has gotten herself into? she hasn't checked in so she must be enjoying herself.

[Danked]

:keke:

[Hey Ladi]

I behaved very well :-D

[drusilla]

i'm sure all of that would have been pretty funny if i saw the movie.

how was vegas woman?????

[LZMF1]

dru, run out and rent it. it's sorta like a must-see ;-)

[Hey Ladi]

:banana: it rocked
everything was so colorful