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For the urinal thing all you have to do is aim at an angle less than 45 degrees. Then the splash will be directed down toward the drain. All angles greater than 45 risk you getting your hands wet.
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Quote:For the urinal thing all you have to do is aim at an angle less than 45 degrees. Then the splash will be directed down toward the drain. All angles greater than 45 risk you getting your hands wet.
you are not taking into account that your penis is freakishly small compared to the rest of the world.
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Don't blame your inability to use a urinal on other people
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Quote:Don't blame your inability to use a urinal on other people
how would you know seeing as how you sit to pee
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Tic Tac and 2 M&M mini's...
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Quote:Tic Tac and 2 M&M mini's...
at least you admit it and have learned to live with it. :thumbs-up:
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that URL was in your favorites
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Quote:Quote:Don't blame your inability to use a urinal on other people
how would you know seeing as how you sit to pee
Yes, that's exactly right
Maybe you should try it seeing as how you are unable to pee in a urinal, something Monkey's could probablly do
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gomez just admitted he sits to pee!!! what a queer!
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This is a good segue into things I want:
boys on the board to post pics of their penises.
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Even if I did it's better than you admitting that you are unable to pee in a large container without getting piss on yourself
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Quote:This is a good segue into things I want:
boys on the board to post pics of their penises.
i think we can reach an agreement that will make both of us happy. why dont i scoot around the corner and we can take a picture of each other. that way we both get what we want. :thumbs-up:
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let me get my telephoto lens
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2 small 2 take a pic
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Quote:let me get my telephoto lens
1. we werent talking to you
2. that joke gets my 5th grader thumbs up award.
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your posts are weak today. did you get a good night's rest?
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i hear froy has some penis puppetry pics.
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