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If you could talk to 'god'
#21
GonzoStyle Wrote:STD's?
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With the clinic right by my house, I figured it would be okay to get sloppy with the hoodrats in my neighborhood....
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#22
With the clinic by your house I figure it's a better place to pick up chicks than a board even.... nevermind.

That's another thing I'd ask god, why is it wrong to yearn for the fruits of a 3 year old?
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#23
GonzoStyle Wrote:With the clinic by your house I figure it's a better place to pick up chicks than a board even.... nevermind.
Plus if you have sex with them when they're still pregnant, you don't even need to bag it.
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#24
PollyannaFlower46 Wrote:you don't even need to bag it.
Why does the clap sting and burn so much?
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#25
GonzoStyle Wrote:If you could talk to 'god' what would you ask me?

Not a religious discussion, just a hypothetical question. If there is a God and you could talk to him, what would you ask him?

I'd take God to bar 9 and ask him to smite the pompus ass in the corner who thinks he is god just for fun. Then I'd ask God to finally make Rape talk to me. Most importantly I'd ask god why men can't ejaculate 2 quarts of semen everytime they cum like warthogs do...(thanks for that piece of info Mrs. Moosen.) Imagine if you could cum 2 quarts worth of infection sauce? You lose your footing on half a teaspoon, i think it might kill you but it's worth a try man.
1) You met God

2) He was at Bar 9 on Tuesday

3) You did talk to him

4) I just ignore him, you see, I put things on a sort of autopilot and things just work out in the end

5) You should eat some oysters.
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#26
Sloatsburgh Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:If you could talk to 'god' what would you ask me?

Not a religious discussion, just a hypothetical question. If there is a God and you could talk to him, what would you ask him?

I'd take God to bar 9 and ask him to smite the pompus ass in the corner who thinks he is god just for fun. Then I'd ask God to finally make Rape talk to me. Most importantly I'd ask god why men can't ejaculate 2 quarts of semen everytime they cum like warthogs do...(thanks for that piece of info Mrs. Moosen.) Imagine if you could cum 2 quarts worth of infection sauce? You lose your footing on half a teaspoon, i think it might kill you but it's worth a try man.
1) You met God

2) He was at Bar 9 on Tuesday

3) You did talk to him

4) I just ignore him, you see, I put things on a sort of autopilot and things just work out in the end

5) You should eat some oysters.
Are you trying to insinuate sir that I was at bar 9 on tuesday? I am shocked at such acusations we all know that I would never. If I was there then yes God would have been at Bar 9.
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#27
I'd ask god for the secrets of making webshooters.
I'd ask god what certain people really think about me.
I'd ask god the truth behind the Kennedy ASsassination.
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#28
IkeaBoy Wrote:I'd ask god what certain people really think about me.
You wanna know?
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#29
Quote:I'd ask god what certain people really think about me.
Why? You know, you could just ask them...

I think I would just ask "God" for the truth about lots of things. Why are we on here if life really doesn't have any meaning? What is my purpose? Why have so many religions distorted your "true" word? Why don't you just kill all those fuckers? Why do people kill in Your name to justify their actions?
....but then if there was God, there would be a "Heaven" and maybe that's the purpose of life, to end up there...in which case, I'm pretty fucked... :crackhead:

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Belle?
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#30
Spitfire Wrote:I think I would just ask "God" for the truth about lots of things.
I'll make you see God.
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#31
oh yeah???

:loveya: Confusedpits: :moonie:
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#32
Quote:I'd ask god what certain people really think about me.
they all hate you
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#33
Arpikarhu Wrote:
Quote:I'd ask god what certain people really think about me.
they all hate you
I know they hate me. I just want to know the extent of their hatred. and how much they really do laugh at me when they see me.
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#34
IkeaBoy Wrote:
Arpikarhu Wrote:
Quote:I'd ask god what certain people really think about me.
they all hate you
I know they hate me. I just want to know the extent of their hatred. and how much they really do laugh at me when they see me.
alot and alot
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#35
Spitfire Wrote:oh yeah???

:loveya: Confusedpits: :moonie:
SHO' NUFF


Ikea I always loved you like my own son but you never love me back motherfucker.
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#36
GonzoStyle Wrote:Ikea I always loved you like my own son but you never love me back motherfucker.
I know not of what you people call love
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#37
IkeaBoy Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:Ikea I always loved you like my own son but you never love me back motherfucker.
I know not of what you people call love
ceeerist!! you are more depressing than back -to - back showings of brians song and ol'yeller
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#38
IkeaBoy Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:Ikea I always loved you like my own son but you never love me back motherfucker.
I know not of what you people call love
Suck the herpes out of my mangina you fuckin faggot.
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#40
I would ask him why they make hot dogs in packages of 12, but the buns come in 8 packs. Doesn't make sense.
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