me > you

[Silera]

Whatever, I get to step over piss each night to get home.

[Keyser Soze]

i pay $700 a month to live in a 2 floor, 4 bedroom apartment with 2 huge terraces and 5 parking spaces (including 2 garage spots). unfortunately, its in union city but Silera and Alkey can attest to its opulence.

[Silera]

I live near a disaster area. If I were two blocks south, I'd get FEMA emergency assistance.

[Splatterpunk]

All the time?

[GonzoStyle]

Whatever, I get to step over piss each night to get home.

Aren't they potty trained yet, atleast the one with the big dick should be.

[Silera]

98% of the time I'm stepping over piss.

I think they do it on purpose.

[Keyser Soze]

they should do DNA tests on that urine and send those people public urination summonses.

[GonzoStyle]

98% of the time I'm stepping over piss.

I think they do it on purpose.

I think it's just to make you lift your legs up and get your skirt over your ass.

Then again if you meant your kids are doin it then they are sickos

[Silera]

I actually pissed on myself in the elevator once.

Maybe it's like some type of bladder control bermuda triangle thing.

[GonzoStyle]

bermuda triangle thing.

Is that what you call your woo woo?

[Splatterpunk]

I don't want to visit Alkey & Silera

[GonzoStyle]

I wanna visit pat and arelis but I have grown cold in my solitude lately.

[Splatterpunk]

They moved & didn't tell you anyway.

[GonzoStyle]

:29:

I'm so lonely yet I am afraid to go out anymore.

[Splatterpunk]

Good. Nobody wants you around anyway. Why don't you just go stick your head in the oven? :lol:

[Silera]

That was a long time ago.

The me pissing on myself thing.

I'm better now.

In a way.

[GonzoStyle]

:9:

I hope a colony of bees swarms into your home and uses you vagina hole as a hive.

[Silera]

I thought you were over the golden age much like I'm over the golden showers.

[GonzoStyle]

That wasn't meant to be wacky, it was an honest prayer.

[Silera]

I don't think you like me.