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How Many Arpi's - Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Goatweed Offline
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#21
01-15-2004, 05:47 PM
Arpi doesn't screw in lightbulbs, he orders the peons to do it for him!
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#22
01-15-2004, 05:47 PM
yeah, galt i dont know what you are talking about.

the thread title looks perfectly fine to me.
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#23
01-15-2004, 05:51 PM
Walking in the snow has weakend his eyesight.
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#24
01-15-2004, 05:56 PM
It still says "Arpi's"
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#25
01-15-2004, 05:59 PM
this is one of those thinking jokes
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#26
01-15-2004, 06:00 PM
Not really.
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#27
01-15-2004, 06:01 PM
oh
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#28
01-15-2004, 06:03 PM
ONE!
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#29
01-15-2004, 06:27 PM
i liked goat's punchline better.
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#30
01-15-2004, 06:38 PM
what was the point of this again?
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#31
01-15-2004, 06:59 PM
Goatweed Wrote:Arpi doesn't screw in lightbulbs, he orders the peons to do it for him!
thats right! it takes me,the theater head electrician, a man to screw in the light bulb, 2 men to hold the ladder, and a four hour work call. oh, and the carpentry and props heads of department have to be there since if one depatment is in then they all are.




not a very funny answer actually.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#32
01-15-2004, 07:00 PM
No.
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#33
01-15-2004, 07:05 PM
sometimes the truth isnt funny. sorry
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#34
01-15-2004, 07:19 PM
Arpikarhu Wrote:thats right! it takes me,the theater head electrician, a man to screw in the light bulb, 2 men to hold the ladder, and a four hour work call. oh, and the carpentry and props heads of department have to be there since if one depatment is in then they all are.




not a very funny answer actually.
so, is that five or six people?

You weren't very clear what with all the extraneous commas
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#35
01-15-2004, 07:46 PM
Galt Wrote:It still says "Arpi's"
if you remove the apostrophe, it looks silly.
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#36
01-15-2004, 07:53 PM
that was a long way to go to explain to us you're not the guy who actually screws in the lightbulb. its ok, we know although you're a broadway stagehand you have a very important job that pays well. we get it.
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#37
01-15-2004, 07:54 PM
so, basically, he observes the man screwing in the lightbulb. Don't they call that an apprentice?
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#38
01-15-2004, 07:58 PM
If the guy who screws in the lightbulb dies, Arpi hits the jackpot.
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#39
01-15-2004, 07:59 PM
putting him into an even higher tax bracket.
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#40
01-15-2004, 08:02 PM
So, it's like that Seinfeld episode, with the softball game and Bette Midler, and the understudy.
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