I'm Rick James Bitch!! - coooooold blooooded!!

[The Jays]

actually no... the super soaker was even more reaching.

Ya, seriously, I mean, why even try to improve upon an open fire hydrant and a cup?

[Mad]

Leonardo Di Vinci did, he just never got one working.

[QuickStop]

we all know that Dr. Emmett Brown invented the time machine, even though H.G. Wells thought of it. thinking of something doesnt mean you invened it

[GonzoStyle]

You made a list of the pinacle of black inventions and included the super soaker and you weren't reaching?

Not like there wasnt other stuff to choose from.

Black inventions also include:

The Almanac, Electric Lampbulb, Elevator, Gas Mask, Guitar, Horse Shoe, Lantern, Lawn Mower, The Lock, Mail Box, The Motor, Peanut Butter, The Spark Plug, The Stethoscope, The Stove, Thermostat, Traffic Light, and Typewriter.

Just to name a few.

As far as Da Vinci, he envisioned many inventions several centuries before they were invented. He just did not have the technology available to him at the time.

[The Jays]

So you're saying that Dave Chappelle invented this bit, even though Charlie Murphy thought of it?

[QuickStop]

charlie murphy isnt a real person

[The Jays]

The Almanac

That's an invention? So, a black person was the first dude to put every single fact he could think of in a book?

[The Jays]

charlie murphy isnt a real person

Eddie Murphy was born in Brooklyn New York in 1961, the youngest son of Lillian Murphy, a widow who married Vernon Lynch, the step father of Eddie, his brother Charlie, and Vernon Jr. Eddie himself had aspirations of being in show business since he was a child.

[GonzoStyle]

The Almanac

That's an invention? So, a black person was the first dude to put every single fact he could think of in a book?

The almanac was not an invention in the mechanical sense but it was a greater contribution to society than the super soaker.

[QuickStop]

i must have missed that when i was looking to see if it was real last week. youve enlightened me. thank you

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah seriously dude, Eddie mentioned his brothers charlie and vernon like several times during his "Raw" stand up performance.

[QuickStop]

never saw it

[The Jays]

How did you miss that? You look up Eddie Murphy, and see if he has any brothers.

[QuickStop]

i did a quick search where i looked for it in blue. usually it has them as links to the siblings imdb pages, but not this time. my bad

[The Jays]

neak:

[Black Lazerus]

Igor Sikorsky is considered to be the "father" of helicopters not because he invented the first. He is called that because he invented the first successful helicopter, upon which future designs were based.

They do mention Paul E. Williams (U.S. patent #3,065,933)
On November 26th, 1962, African American inventor, Paul E. Williams patented a helicopter, Lockheed Model 186 (XH-51). It was a compound experimental helocopter and only 3 units were built.

Typical.

Never said he was the first. fuckin dumb ass gun packing coward.

Typical!!!

IT WAS A LIST OF INVENTIONS

i listed the super socker because it was funny i knew someone would be like that dosen't belong with the rest.



Edited By Black Lazerus on 1077513977

[The Jays]

Yeah, but, to invent something, doesn't that usually mean they did it first?

[Mad]

Igor Sikorsky is considered to be the "father" of helicopters not because he invented the first. He is called that because he invented the first successful helicopter, upon which future designs were based.

They do mention Paul E. Williams (U.S. patent #3,065,933)
On November 26th, 1962, African American inventor, Paul E. Williams patented a helicopter, Lockheed Model 186 (XH-51). It was a compound experimental helocopter and only 3 units were built.

Typical.

Never said he was the first. fuckin dumb ass gun packing coward.

Typical!!!

IT WAS A LIST OF INVENTIONS

I don't always pack heat, fool.

[The Jays]

never saw it

!!!!

[QuickStop]

i dont have hbo. only hbo 2. my dads cheap and since i sold him an illegal cable box a few years ago he doesnt get hbo anymore.